Santa: My mobile bill how much?
Call centre girl: Sir, just dial 123 to know current bill status
Santa: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL.
Banta built 2 Swimming Pools. And he left one of them unfilled?
When asked him, he said,
Heeren Tanna
Hum Jale To Chirag SamaJh Baithe, Mehke To Sab Gulaab SamaJh Baithe,
Lafzo Me Kisi Ne Mere Dard Na Dekha,Shayri Padhi Aur Shayar SamaJh Baithe.