Wife to her husband: janu meri blouse utaro..
AB aisa karo mera ghaghra bhi utaro.
Aur khabardar Jo aaj k baad mere kapde pehne to :p
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Old Man-
Heeren Tanna
Hum Jale To Chirag SamaJh Baithe, Mehke To Sab Gulaab SamaJh Baithe,
Lafzo Me Kisi Ne Mere Dard Na Dekha,Shayri Padhi Aur Shayar SamaJh Baithe.