Propose Karne Ka Sher:Kutta Mar Gaya Rajaai Mein,
Main Paagal Ho Gaya Teri Judaai Mein
Haathi Nadi Mein Beh Nahin Sakta,
Apun Tere Bina Reh Nahin Sakta
Khush Ho Tum Tu Khushi Meri Ho
Ro Tum Tu Ankhen Num Meri Hon
Ae Dost Hamari Dosti Itni Gehri Ho K
Sarak K Us Paar Tum Pito Aur Ghalti Meri Ho
Khuda Karay K Tum Ko Judai Na Milay
Kabhi Bhi Tanhai Na Milay
Mujhay Sms Na Karo To Kuch Aisa Ho
K Mosam Ho Sardi Ka Or Tum Ko Razai Na Milay
Girl : (Emotionaly)
Darte Hain Agg Say Kahin Jal Na Jayen..
Darte Hain Khwab Say Kahin Toot Na Jayen..
Lakin Sub Say Ziada Darty Hain Es Baat Say…
Kay App Hamain KAhin Bhool Na Jaye..
Boy :
Yeh Mat Sochna Ki Hum Bhool Jayenge Tuemhe…
Door Rehkar Bhi Hamesha Chahenge Tumhe…
Agar Dost Bankar Raas Na Aaye To…..
Bhoot Bankar Darayenge Tumhee…
Aaj Vo Humse Jannat Mein Takra Gaye
Aaj Vo Humse Jannat Mein Takra Gaye
Aur Humare Dil Se Awaaz Nikalii….
Fiteh Mooh…Tusin Ethe Vii Aa Gaye !!!
Dil Se Ek Ishq Ki Ek Application Kar Raha Hoon.
Pyaar Se €˜Debug’ Karna Mein Wait Kar Raha Hoon.
Tumhaare Intezaar Mein Neend Aayee So Gaya.
Yeh Dekho Mera Connection’Time Out’ Ho Gaya
Bhehar Ki Gali Main Paan Ki Dukan
Devdas Ne Dekhi Paro Ki Muskan,
Devdas Ne Khilaya Paro Ko Paan,
Khake Paan Paro Boloâ€Shukriya Bhai Janâ€
Bolaa Dukaan-Daar, Ke Kyaa Chahiye Tumhain
Jo Bhii Kaho Gai Merii Dukaan Per Wo Paogai
Maine Kahaa Ke Kutte Ke Khaane Kaa Cake Hai
Bolaa Yahiin Pe Khaaoge Yaa Leke Jaaogai
Kar Diya Izhare-Ishq Hamne Telephone Par,
Laakh Rupaye Ki Bat Thi,
Do Rupaye Main Ho Gayee (Wah Wah)
Kaash Tere Chehre Pe
Chickenpox Ke Daag Hote
Chand To Tum Ho Hi
Sitare Bhi Saath Hote
Khirki Khuli Zulfein Bikhri
Dilne Kaha Dildar Nikla
Par Haire Meri Footi Kismat
Nahaya Hua Sardar Nikla..
Unke Jaane Se Chiragon Mein Roshini Kahan
Chaand Bhuj Saa Gaya Mere Gum Se
Aab Maut Humse Door Kahan
Aap Se Milke Hum Badal Se Gaye
Sher Padhne Lage Gunguna Ne Lage
Pehle Mashoor Thi Apni Sar-Zindagi
Aab Tho Jab Dekhiye Muskuraane Lage
Teri Yaad Mein Nahi Guzarthe Aise
Tho Koi Daur Nahin
Jinki Khwaish Par Sajde Kiye
Who Aap Hain Aur Koi Nahin
Us Raat Ko Tho Meri Aise Halath Thi
Vo Door The Muhjse Par Dil Ke Paas The
Socha Tha Taaare Ginke Kat Gayi Raat Meri
Taaare Bhi Nahin Aaye Vo Unke Paas The
Humne Metrik Tak Haasil Ki
Hain Education Phir Bhi
Naa Jaan Sake Love Ki Definition
Phir Dil Ke Darewazee Par Like Diya
No Admission
Aap Aa Gaye Phir Bhi Without Permission
Kyun Chalti Hai Pawan?
Bcoz Of Evaporation.
Kyun Jhoome Hai Gagan?
Bcoz Of Revolution.
Kyun Machalta Hai Man?
Bcoz Of Excessive Perspiration.
Kyun Aati Hai Bahar?
Bcoz Of Change In Season.
Kyun Lut Ta Hai Qarar?
Bcoz Of Mental Tension.
Kyun Hota Hai Pyar?
Bcoz Of Fatal Attraction.
Kyun Gum Hai Har Disha?
Bcoz Of Loss Of Sense Of Direction.
Kyun Hota Hai Nasha?
Bcoz Of Drug Addiction.
Na Tum Jano Na Hum.
ARRE BUT I JUST ANSWERED ALL!!!!
Q : Aadmi Shaadi Kyun Karta Hai?
A :Seedhi Si Baat Hai.
Taan Ki Marne K Baad
Jab Narak Me Jaye
To Ajeeb Sa Na Lage!
School :
A Place Where Papa Pays & Puttar Plays.
Life Insurance
A Contract That Keeps U Poor
All Ur Life So That U Can Die Rich.
Nurse :
A Person Who Wakes U Up
2 Give U Sleeping Pills.
Marriage :
A Contract In Which
A Boy Loses His Bachelor’S Degree
& Girl Gets Her Masters’S Degree!
Today,Having Smaal Cars
Or Small Phones Is In Fashion.
A Day Will Come When
Small Brains Will B In Fashion.
And Then My Friend,
U WILL B A LEGEND!
