Funny SMS Jokes

1.  Tumse pyaar karte karte hamne kar diya crime….
Tumse pyaar karte karte hamne kar diya crime….
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.” 1 is neither composite nor prime”

2. Agar dava chahiyetoh dhundo koi chemist….
Agar dava chahiyetoh dhundo koi chemist….

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My NAME IS KHAN and I AM NOT A TERRORIST…

3.  yuh khamosh rehkar tadpogi kabtak….
yuh khamosh rehkar tadpogi kabtak….
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Cameraman praful ke saath deepak chaurasia AAJ TAK..

4.. Arj kiya hai..

He is KISSING
She is KISSING

He is KISSING
She is KISSING
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5. woh mujhe chhod ke chali gayi usse pana mein chahun….
woh mujhe chhod ke chali gayi usse pana mein chahun….
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ahun ahun ahun
ahun ahun ahun

6.mehgai ke iss daur mein karna padta hai apne kharche par kabooo..
mehgai ke iss daur mein karna padta hai apne kharche par kabooo..
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ek chutki sindoor ki kimat tum kya jano Ramesh babu…

7. Akbar ne kharide 3-3 ghode..
Akbar ne kharide 3-3 ghode..
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aja aja dil nichode ….
raat ki matki phode…

8.mein hoon yahan tu hai wahan…
mein hoon yahan tu hai wahan..
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LIFEBUOY hai jahan tandurusti hai wahan…

9. Blood donate karne se pehle hamesha uska group janchna…
Blood donate karne se pehle hamesha uska group janchna…
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“BASANTI in kuton ke samne mat nachna….”

10 . Ratan tata ne establish kiya TATA..
Ratan tata ne establish kiya TATA..
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“itni sakti hamen dena data “