Collection Of My Funny SMS

Is Jahan Me Mohabbat Kash Na Hoti,
To Safar-e-zindagi Me Mithas Na Hoti!
Agar Milti Bewafa Ko Saza-e-maut,
To Diwano Ki Kabre Yu Udas Na Hoti!!

Santa Travelling 1’st Time In Plane Going 2 Mumbai.While Its Landing,
He Shouted ‘bombay..Bombay’ .
Airhostess Said “B Silent”..
Santa Said “Ok”..Ombay Ombay”
A Typical Engineering Student Grabbed A Coin,
Flipped It In D Air N Said
“Heads I Go 2 Sleep,
Tails I Watch A Movie,
If It Stands On D Edge
I’ll Study 🙂
Ek Pyari Si Surat,
Ek Masum Sa Chehra,
2 Jheel Si Ankhe,
Kuchh Mithi Mithi Baate,
Ek Nazuk Ada,
Kuchh Masti Kuchh Maza,
Thodi Si Shrarat, Bahut Sari
Mohabbat,
Ek Bholi Si Muskan,
Ooncha Udne Ka Armaan,
Sabse Alag Sabse Juda,
Jiski Hai Pyari Har Ek Ada…
Thnx, Aap Ne Mere Bare Me Itna Pada..
Good Morning..
Nursery Rhymes 4 “Nxt Generation”Kids-
“Twinkle Twinkle Little Star,
I Jus Went 2 Mocha Bar, Hukka Rates R Up Sooo High,
So Had A Beer Wid Cashew Fry…!”
1 Good Reason Why India Can Never Win Against Australia?
Its All In D Name:
The Last 3 Alphabets Of Australia Says ‘lia’
And India Says ‘dia’!
Ht Of Smartnes:
A Senior Studt Durin Raggin Says:
On 1st Nite Ur Wife Shud Sleep Wit Me.
Junior:Ok Fine,Bt Im Goin 2 Marry Wit Ur Sister.
Every Walk Of Life Will Contain Ups And Downs,
Flowers & Thorns…
So My Sincere Advice To U Is
To “Wear Chappals Wherever U Go..”.
Kabhi Khamoshi Bhi Bahut Kuch Keh Jati Hai,
Tadpne Ke Liye Sirf Yaad Reh Jati Hai,
Kya Fark Parta Hai Classic Ho Ya Goldflake
Jalne Ke Bad Sirf Rakh Reh Jati Hai
Poem: Zindgi Badi Udas Hai,
Mujhe Lagi Pyas Hai,
Muje Duniya Se Na Koi Aas Hai,
Muje Khelni Ati Taash Hai,
Main Uska Sir Fod Dunga,
Jisne Kaha Meri Poem Bakvas Hai!
Palko Par Dastak Dene Koi Khwab Aane Wala Hai,
Khabar Mili Woh Khwab Sach Hone Wala Hai,
Hamne Kaha Uski Palko Par Jaa,
Jo Dost Mera Abhi Sone Wala Hai.Gud Nite
In Dooriyon Ko Meri Bewafai Na Samajhna,
Is Khamoshi Ko Meri Naaraazgi Na Samajhna.
Har Haal Mein Denge Saath Tera,
Meri Is Dosti Ko Tum Kamzoor Na Samajhna.
Mujhse Itna Rishta Banaye Rakhna Meri Dosti Dil Me Basaye Rakhna…
Waqt Ko Koi Bandh Nahi Sakta Par Is Dosti Ko Palko Me Sajaye Rakhna….!!
Kashish Honi Chaiye Kisi Ko Yaad Karne Ki,
Lamhe To Apne Aap Mil Jayenge,
Waqt Hone Chaiye Kisi Ko Milne Ka,
Bahane To Apne Aap Mil Jayenge.
Hamare Muskurane Ki Wajah Aap Ho,
Hamari Zindagi Ka Matlab Aap Ho,
Hame Milengi Jab Bhi Khushi,
Hum Sochenge Khuda Se Duwa Karne Wale Aap Ho.
Chahenge Tumhe Par Kavi Ruswa Na Karenge.
Saye Se V Apni Kavi Shikwa Na Karenge.
Puchhenge Hawaon Se Ghataon Se Tera Haal,
Milne Ki Kavi Dua Na Karenge.
Kisi Ki Yaad Mere Pass Rehti Hai
Bahut Dino Se Tabiyat Udas Rehti Hai,
Bichar Gaya Par Dil Nahin Manta ,
Najane Kyu Milne Ki Abhi B Aas Rehti Hai.
Behte Ashko Ki Zuban Nahi Hoti,
Lafzo Mein Mohobbat Bayan Nahi Hoti,
Mili Hai Dosti Isko Nibhana,
Kismat Hamesha Meherban Nahi Hoti..

 
Yu ‘dil’ Se ‘dil’ Ko Juda Na Kijiye,
Jara Soch Samajh Kar Ye “Faisla” Kijiye.
Agar ‘aap’ Jee Sakte Hai ‘mere’ Bin
To Fir ‘mere’ Marne Ki ‘dua’ Kijiye. . . .
Dard Hi Sahi Mere Ishq Ka Inaam To Aya,
Khali Hi Sahi Hathon Me Jaam To Aaya,
Main Hoon Bewafa Sabko Bataya Usne,
Yun He Sahi Uske Labon Pe Mera Naam To Aaya.
Jindagi Har Pal Khas Nahi Hoti
Phulo Ki Khusbu Hamesha Pas Nahi Hoti.
Milna Hamari Taqdir Me Likha Tha,
Varna Itni Pyari Dosti Kabhi Itefaq Nahi Hoti.
Door Hojane Se Rishte Nahi Tootte,
Naahi Sirf Paas Rehne Se Judte.
Yeh To Dilo Ke Bandhan Hai,
Isliye Hum Tumhe Or Tum Hame Nahi Bhulte.
Sachi Hai Dosti Aazma Ke Dekh Lo,
Karke Yakin Mujh Pe
Kuch Farma Ke Dekh Lo.
Badalta Nahi Sona Apna Rang Kabhi,
Chahe Jitna Marzi Aag Me Jalake Dekh Lo.
Aye Chand Tu Unko Mera Paigaam Keh Dena,
Khushi Ka Din Aur Hasi Ki Shaam Keh Dena.
Jab Wo Dekhe Tujhe Bahar Aakar,
To Unko Mera Salaam Keh Dena.
Is Dunya Me 2 Type K Dost Hote Hai,
Ek Dost Pyara Hota Hai,
Doosra Dost Bahut Pyara Hota Hai.
Pyare Dost Ne Sms Bheja Hai,
Aur Bahut Pyara Dost Sms Padh Raha Hai.
Raat Kaali Sahi Koi Gum Na Karo,
Din Kaisa Bhi Ho Aankhen Num Na Karo.
Ek Sitara Bano Jagmagate Raho,
Yaad Karte Raho Yaad Aate Raho.
Woh Nazar Kahan Se Lau Jo Unhe Bhula De
Woh Dawa Kahan Se Lau Jo Dard Mita De.
Milna To Likha Hota Hai Takdiro Me
Woh Takdir Kahan Se Lau Jo Unse Mila De.

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Hum Jale To Chirag SamaJh Baithe, Mehke To Sab Gulaab SamaJh Baithe, Lafzo Me Kisi Ne Mere Dard Na Dekha,Shayri Padhi Aur Shayar SamaJh Baithe.

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