Santa Banta's SMS jokes
Titanic was sinking.An englishman asked Santa, “How far is land”?Santa: 2 KMs.Englishman jumped into sea.Englishman: Now, which direction?Santa: Downwards! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~* Two days of powercut in Delhi had made life miserable. Worst affected was Delhi Metro station where families of Santa & Banta were struck for 48 hrs on escalators. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*