Punjabi SMS
Santa prays daily for 2 hr, Hey vaheguru meri lottery lagade. After 11 yrs VaheGuru angrily appeared & said,Khoti de putar 1 vari ticket to le ley Pichhli Raat Chand ne mujhse kaha, jb tumhara dost tumhein SMS nahin karta, to tum use chhod kyon nahin dete, Maine mud kr